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Am I pregnant? Do I have PMS? WHAT HAPPENS IN MY BODY ??? These are the questions that keep us up at night, as we contemplate the great mystery of the female reproductive system.

I vomit on Friday, out of left field. That afternoon I was having cramps and I need a nap. Like really need a nap. I canceled my plans to go out, and then I got this text from my friend:

"Maybe you're pregnant! Or eat the chicken is cooked. Both lines between pregnancy and salmonella poisoning. "

YES. There is a very thin line between the two, which is not really convenient, now is it?

You're amazing, natural, but you can be a real jackass.

As someone who is trying to conceive and who eat a lot of food sanitation is questionable (I'm looking at you, mall food court), it makes me wonder WTF Mother Nature thinking when he designed the whole incident was anyway.

This is almost like Mother Nature thinks he's a comedian or something. And just to add a layer of screw you on the situation, someone thought it would be neat to make a joke that PMS symptoms are basically the same, too.

hysterical!

Mother nature, listen: You are able to design a butterfly. Now THAT is a beautiful creature there. intricate artwork on delicate frame. Amazing symmetry and color. Bravo!

Now, you say that you can work THAT out but you can not make a clearer distinction between the beginning of life, bad chicken consumption, and PMS? Really

3 minutes in my brain :?

I feel bloated. These jeans are TIGHT. I might be pregnant! Oh wait no, I just need to go to the bathroom. Also they are a size 4 and who am I kidding? It is better. Not pregnant. Definitely no.

Why do I cry in this commercial ?? So hormonal! Definitely pregnant. But it really is a good commercial. Anyone would cry at the time of commercial, right?

But damn it does NOT feel normal cramping. This is not what usually feels like a menstrual period. Or is it? Actually I do not even remember what my period was supposed to feel like. But I know I usually do not urinate frequently. Except when I drink juice. Yes it always happens when I drink juice so it could be that. But between urinary and chest pain I definitely pregnant.

Unless my bra too tight, because it added the juice could do it too. But it does not take into account this sensitivity to smell I encountered. Man I smell everything! Of course my husband was eating the garlic bread that did not smell strong but never INI strong. no nose is sensitive.

Also I can not believe how sick I am! Like a good sign! Except it is not, that it's probably not because the cheese I had for lunch was over.

Since becoming a user-friendly not seem to be one of the priorities of Mother Nature, I've compiled a handy reference sheet to help us decipher whether we are pregnant, had food poisoning, or get our periods.

sheet Useful Reference

I hope that helps.

Now get it together, Mother Nature. You are confusing us (Though again, you work with the butterflies was spectacular).

Please "Like" a post if you enjoy it, and then hang out with us!

Are there any known only to direct that you are pregnant? You could just SAY. I really want to know. Since I was not in the boat. I was in some other boat ... I want some anecdotes in the comments so I can continue to try to figure out my body

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Marie B. said

This article Love and so much truth! Picture if? Nolan adorable! Sorry, I do not have an answer.

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Thanks Marie! I had trouble finding a picture for this post, but I like that simply because in addition to being a jerk, Mother Nature is wonderful.

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Going through this exact song-and-dance now. Whether it's implantation or just plain old cramps? I was right on the cusp of having or missing my period and would go crazy. I do not want to miss so bad period, but I'm ready to just get menstruation already and stop worrying for a few weeks. Mother Nature, you penis.

said

Haha, yes you ARE penis Mother Nature! Good luck Abby! I do not know you but I really hope you don 't get menstrual 🙂

Ashleigh said

Abby, we need to know .... 🙂

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Because my body apparently rebellious, my early sign of pregnancy are BEYOND constipation, which can also be a sign of eating the wrong things. One thing that is very wrong. That and chicken loving.

said

Yes! It can go both ways. This versatile like that.

Becca C. said

Our bodies really need to update their systems. Sending a text message or email that says "better luck next cycle ..." Save everyone some time and heartache.

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Right! Why did not Apple on this ??

Becca C. said

Right! I received a notification for new updates every ten seconds for the iPhone. The most Mother Nature can do is send Ryan Gosling said "hey girl, it would have PMS."

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One of my friends could tell just by looking at me, very strange! I had a pregnancy scare last week. I spent hours researching every minor symptoms (mind you while holding my 6 month old child). Then I got a meal and buy a pregnancy test. Not pregnant . Let's try again next year, Mother Nature !!

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Actually, when I was pregnant with Nolan a friend of mine told me he had a dream I was pregnant while I was ON MY WAY TO THE gyno TO CONFIRM ME PREGNANT! How weird is that? I did not tell anyone!

Annie Mom said

Did I do that? (Please read in the voice of Steve Urkel's)

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Whoa !!

Mer said

laugh-out-loud another post ... Thanks Liz! I also feel like this happened in the capacity of facing the outside as well. Like, "No, I'm not pregnant, I just do not feel like a bloated and sucking in my dog ​​still had the baby last ... my shit down!" (You know, while bloated and cranky and did not even try to get pregnant again yet). Also, I still have a bone to pick with the nature around this past winter so let me know if you happen to run into her ...

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I'll tell you if I ran into nature uncertain. I did not even get into the whole thing cool-in-New England this time, but it lists too.

Amie says

Lizard Hahaha! You really make me crack this time! (Not uncommon) After years of fertility struggles I have been in this boat many times. I just hope this post there then so I could get a laugh out of it. You rock!

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Amie! TTC is a donkey show, seriously. I really can not understand why this would be a system.

Erin said

OMG, I love this post! This is all very true. I know my last time when I definitely think I'm pregnant I have never been one month and I am sure I do not, I do. So I say you know when you are pregnant when you think you do not!

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Ok I'm going to go with this from now on. Thank you Erin. 🙂

Cat says

Better yet, I get migraines and has a cycle that is not flat. Vomiting now. It could be a baby, could be the end. Woooo.

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It sounds like your body really likes to keep you on your toes Cat. So wise!

Kerry said:

I feel the same way about the symptoms of food poisoning and stomach flu, which both have the EXACT SAME SYMPTOMS. How do I know what I had last week?!? I guess I never will. Super annoying.

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Yup, it will remain one of the great mysteries of our time ... Like the Loch Ness monster. And like how they ever thought they could get away with replacing the mother of Fresh Prince of Bel Air without anyone noticing.

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